My Year In Twitter (Idle Words)#
01.26.2009
Eating a roqueforty-ouncer, spilling some for my hommies
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
It burns when I peer into the abyss
Sharpening my Heroes-period Bowie knife
Cyrano Aspergerac
O tempura! O s'mores!
Your kiss is on my list — in what appears to be your handwriting
My other car is running over your honor student
Crossing and re-crossing the Bosphorus in order to eat the things that swim in it.
If being overly dramatic is a crime then maybe I should just kill myself
Celebrating Crush Hashanah
Sines of the day: ur, co and kero
It takes forty muscles to frown, twenty-seven to smile, but none to just shut it
How to explain to someone that the attraction you feel towards them is strictly gravitational?
Today's pressions: re, ex, sup, im and more op
Activity idea: die in a fire
God grant me the strength to crush the things I can / a knife to stab the things I can't / and sixty million dollars
Vote up if you think this is Reddit
Craving one-time-pad thai, the only cryptographically secure noodles.
I have you listed here under "Accounts Crushable"
Ments of the day: atone, base, content, pig and la
Petunia non olet. Sending it back
Happy 9/11!
Eating a ritalinzer torte
Today's featured pres: monition, ening, ference, tension and hensile
Check out my spread in the "30 sysadmins under 300" issue of Basement Living magazine. Only Mom can tame these server room bad boys!
Why is the democratic convention not combined with Burning Man? On Saturday, we set Obama on fire!
E shortibus tardum
Today's parties: dance, third, sausage and Donner
Camembert and Ernie
Misread an olympic fencing event title as "men's individual fail"
Today's featured overdrives: maximum, electronic and Bachman-Turner
Koan of the day: how do you get to third base when they're too young to understand baseball?
Enjoying an organ dönor kebab
No oxygen, no sherpas
Quality is job NaN
Supine: the thinking man's prone
Secretary at Twitter has portrait of Trotsky for her desktop. They don't make a stress ball strong enough for the squeezing I need to do
Today's featured equilibria: punctuated, hydrostatic, and emotional
Craving a bucket of fried tuna of the sky
Rails makes coding hip / no architectural plan / birds fly off with whale
SPOILER ALERT: inevitable death
Touching your perfect body with my mind. Also maybe a little bit the hands
Scraping love barnacles from the hull of my relationship
Bukkaka-doodle-do!
Today's roons: came, ma, octo, c and polt
Whatever does not kill me can only sap at my dwindling strength
Maybe the reason my laptop's motherboard is having so many issues is a withholding fatherboard
20 year old Twitter consultants talking stocks. "Sometimes it's nice to look at the market and see you're up 10K." Only A/C prevents me leaving.
Doing my best to follow Jesus but I think He's trying to shake me
When life hands you Stanisław Lem, make Stanisław Lemonade
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