Proposal for New REST Methods

(Okay, okay, okay, they're technically HTTP methods for use with RESTful

services. It was late. I was tired. Stop writing to me.) ### PLEASE Move previous request ahead in queue by one position. ### ICANT End session and delete account. ### WTF Send email to system administrator reminding them to update the documentation. ### GRRM Delete a major, user-friendly application at random. Returns no explanation. ### APPLE Returns what you should have wanted, regardless of request parameters. ### MICROSOFT Returns what you asked for, but response is irrelevant to your project by the time it arrives. You will have to use it anyway. ### PUTIN Like PUT, but also transfers target domain to the sender's name servers. ### BOREDNOW Returns estimated time until the system tells you why your previous request failed. ### NORRIS Cancel all other processes and execute arbitrary code as root. ### LEE Cancel a NORRIS request. ### INIGO Find orphaned processes and delete user accounts responsible for them. Returns satisfaction. ### SUP Returns brah.

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