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Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year (Idle Words)#

01.30.2007

Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year

  • Kobe tuna - fish raised in a tank of dilute beer and massaged on the hour
  • Moon-dried tomatoes
  • Downloadable car alarm ring tones
  • Extra-virgin baby oil
  • Pandas genetically engineered to eat only koala bears
  • Flavored latex gloves for dentists (teriyaki? mesquite?)
  • Astrobraü - the beer that doubles as a sexual lubricant
  • On MLK day Martin Luther King comes down chimney, brings presents
  • Birth-control pilsner
  • Brooklyn pride parade in Puerto Rico
  • "Steakation" beef-themed group tours to Argentina
  • Sushi by the inch (extrudable)