Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year (Idle Words)#
01.30.2007
Good Ideas I Have Had In The Past Year
- Kobe tuna - fish raised in a tank of dilute beer and massaged on the hour
- Moon-dried tomatoes
- Downloadable car alarm ring tones
- Extra-virgin baby oil
- Pandas genetically engineered to eat only koala bears
- Flavored latex gloves for dentists (teriyaki? mesquite?)
- Astrobraü - the beer that doubles as a sexual lubricant
- On MLK day Martin Luther King comes down chimney, brings presents
- Birth-control pilsner
- Brooklyn pride parade in Puerto Rico
- "Steakation" beef-themed group tours to Argentina
- Sushi by the inch (extrudable)