The 2005 Lyttle Lytton Contest #

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The 2005 Winners

John, surfing, said to his mother, surfing beside him, “How do you like surfing?”

Man oh man, you’re gonna like this book; boy howdy.

Duncan Stevens

The semicolon makes that one. A second Montfort Medal goes to:

Before I drop this narrative shit, here’s a quick shout-out to that old Classics professor who said I couldn’t write for jack: yo, suck me!

Mark Silcox

Two Comrade Todd Awards this year:

Get ready to take a virtual tour of sydney australia through the backyards of a kangaroo who will punch you in the head fifty times!

Simon Vertigo

Braille haiku on the gravestone served to excite some while sighted visitors needed only touch the smoothly polished shapes.

Perry Hamilton

Dr. Metzger turned to greet his new patient, blithely unaware he would soon become a member of a secret brotherhood as old as urology itself.

Alec Kyras

And then we have some honorable mentions:

“Joy is contagious,” he said, peering into the microscope.

Morgan Shinstine

(Normally I don't go for puns, but that one was well done.)

Her ovine familiar baaahed angrily.

Curt Long

The spaceship was crashing, but, more importantly, John and Greta were having sex in it.

The 2005 Lyttle Lytton Contest#